Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via confused-and-misunderstood)

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via sorry)

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

(Source: guy, via elimin8theimpossible)

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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helenwheeels:

mclennonlovers:

xdebbie-leighx:

project-raw:

This is a fantastic infographic!

Thank you! I will refer to this when people say I’m weird for not liking milk.

did it really take this to get nearly 50,000 people to realize that drinking milk is unnatural? We’re the only mammals that do so. The only milk we are supposed to drink are from our mothers as babies. That’s it. It amazes me how uneducated people are about this. A bit dissappointing honestly.

but what about ice cream :(

(Source: starting-to-feel, via elimin8theimpossible)

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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